Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Naruto 541 : Raikage vs Naruto! by: NarutoTheStupidOne

Naruto 541 : Raikage vs Naruto!
by: NarutoTheStupidOne

Naruto: Hey Granny! Glad to see you're feeling better!

(Naruto stops using the Kyubi's chakra)

Tsunade: Thank you but now is not the tim-

Raikage: -TIME FOR THAT! YOU TWO ARE COMING WITH US RIGHT NOW!

Bee thinking: Ugh, when was the last time he was this angry, we better get a move on or we'll be sorry!

Naruto: ........Ya know Raikage, have ever had a conversation when you're not screaming at someone?

Raikage: WHAAAA!?

Tsunade & Bee Thinking: Probably not....

Naruto Smiling: All that stress can make ya crazy, so knock it off before you start pushin' daisies!

Bee: Heh! Looks like I'm startin to rub off on you bro, that was a nice rap check it out yo!

Naruto: ....Ugh, I guess so

Tsunade with blank face thinking: They're alot like, or maybe all Jinchuuki are just naturally stupid --__--

Raikage boiling with rage: QUIT IGNORING ME!

Naruto & Bee & Tsunade Thinking: I wish he would stop yelling.

Naruto: Okay Okay we'll listen, just tone it down a bit alright, you're gonna blow out my ears tonight!

Tsunade:...

Naruto: Aw crap, I rapped again.

Raikage calms down: Anyway, you two are coming back to HQ with us, end of story

Naruto: Not happening

Tsunade: Naruto, don't make us do something we(looks at an enraged Raikage).....well, I don't want to do!

(Bee graps hold of Samehada)

Raikage: Enough talk! It's obvious I'm going to have to use force!

(Raikage use his lightning armour and charges with a punch as naruto goes into to sage mode)

Naruto Thinking: I better stick to Senjutsu for now so I can save the Kyubi's chakra for later.

(Bee blocks with Samehada, Samehada starts absorbing the lightning chakra)

(Raikage jumps back and has lost his lightning armour)

Raikage: Bee, even YOU are going to defy me!

Bee: Sorry Bro, but he's not gonna stop yo.

Naruto: Bee let me handle this, I'd feel bad if I let you two brothers fight each other

Bee: Alright, show em yer might!

(Naruto uses shushin no Jutsu* and grabs Raikage)

*Body Flicker Jutsu* Not the flying thunder god technique-

-(For the record guys, I just want to clear a few things up about Body Flicker and the 4th hokage's Flying Thunder God Jutsu. Body Flicker jutsu is when chakra is used to temporarily vitalise the body to move at extreme speeds. The Flying Thunder God Jutsu is a space-time ninjutsu that allow the user to teleport to any location that has been marked with a special seal. Some people get confused because the 4th was skilled at using both Techniques.)

Raikage Thinking: He's so fast I didn't have time to act! Even if my lightning armour wasn't on yet, to be able to catch me is quite something!

Naruto: Bee, Granny! I'm going to borrow this guy for a moment!

(Naruto Takes Raikage to another area)

Bee: Naruto completely ignored ya Tsunade

Tsunade: Sigh, I wish he would just listen to me sometimes.

Bee: I'd rather we not have to fight, cause it just wouldn't seem right.

(Tsunade sits down on a nearby rock)

Tsunade: It seems Naruto dragged you into this so I'm not going to fight you, we might as well just sit here and let those two excited morons settle this.

(Bee put samehada back on his back, sits down, and smiles)

Bee: Cool, now I can spend some time, thinking of some cool rhymes!

Katsuyu: Tsunade-sama, I have information from HQ.

Tsunade: What is it?

Katsuyu: It seems that some Akatsuki spies have infiltrated the medic camp and are assassinating people. The place is in chaos.

Tsunade: What!? Why didn't the sensors stationed there not detect anything!?

Katsuyu: According to information from Sakura, the assassins, or Zetsu, Can absorb chakra and use that stolen chakra to transform into the person they stole it from and create a perfect copy so well that not even the sensors can tell the difference from the originals.

Tsunade: !

Bee: I know what you're talking about, that shark guy from Akatsuki fooled us when my Brother and I thought we killed him. It was in one of our reports.

Tsunade: Damn!

Katsuyu: Shikaku is trying to come up with a plan but is having trouble. What should we do?

Tsunade:......

Bee: Hey! I've got a great idea! This will also work out for Naruto and I as well!

Tsunade: What is it?

(Bee gets up and starts to head to where Raikage and Naruto are Fighting)

Bee: Follow me Hokage!

Tsunade & Katsuyu: ?

(Back to where Naruto and Raikage are Fighting)

Naruto: Damn Raikage! Not only are you Strong but fast as hell as well!

Naruto Thinking: If I wasn't using sage mode I'd be down already

Raikage: Are you ready to give up yet!

Naruto: Not even close! I'm not your average Shinobi!

Raikage: Hmph! My lightning armour isn't to be underestimated!

(Raikage disappeares to the side of naruto and starts punching him)

Raikage Thinking: What is this? I know for sure that he can't keep up with me now that I'm using my Lightning armour but this feeling is strange. Why don't I feel like I'm getting anywhere?

(Naruto gets back up after those barrage of punches)

Raikage Thinking: He's gotten back up again....

Naruto: That all ya got!

Raikage: Not even Close!

(Raikage increases his lightning speed and starts punching Naruto even harder)

(Naruto Falls to the Ground)

Raikage panting: That was 57 punches. You won't be getting up after tha-

(Naruto gets back up and his back is turned on Raikage)

Raikage: WHAT!!!

Naruto: Hah! I thought I told you before that I'm not you average shinobi. I could barely feel those punches of yours.

Raikage: Impossible!

(Naruto turns around)

Naruto: Well then, why don't you decide if you still want to continue fighting after I do THIS!

(Naruto tackles Raikage with the Body Flicker technique and brings him to the ground but he gets back up)

Naruto: I may not be as fast as you but I'm still pretty fast myself!

Raikage:......tch

Naruto: Like I said to my teacher, I will endure all of the hate and pain to end this stupid war!

Raikage:....ha......haha......hahahahahahahahahah

Naruto:.....

Raikage: Don't Fuck with me....

Naruto:!

Raikage extremely angry: PLEASE!!!!! AS IF YOU CAN END AN ENTIRE WAR ALL BY YOURSELF! THE ACTIONS YOU'RE TAKING RIGHT NOW ARE ONLY ENDANGERING NOT ONLY YOUR COMRADES BUT MINE AS WELL! THIS FOOLISHNESS IS NO DIFFERENT THAN THAT LOWLY CRIMINAL UCHIHA!!!

Naruto begins to get angry but it doesn't show on his face:....

Raikage: YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFEAT ME!!! IT'S TIME I PUT IN YOU PLACE RIGHT NOW!!! ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU MY TRUE........

(Naruto Charges at Raikage and punches him. Raikage blocks but the force is so strong he is sent flying into a boulder. Naruto continues to charge at him)

Raikage: .....Power?

Naruto: It's true you do have me outclassed completely in speed and that lightning armour along with your strength is something else, but against someone with my durability in this form, all that power is rendered useless! Hell, I once fell from a very high point on a mountain all the way to ground on my head and I barely felt anything when I was training to master my sage techniques! Compared to that all of your blows TICKLE!!

(Naruto Grabs Raikage's foot and hurls him high into the air. He then crashes down close to Naruto but gets back up looking okay)

Naruto: Looks like I'm not the only one who can take a punch.

Raikage: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE RAIKAGE!!

(Naruto begins cracking his knuckles)

Naruto: Well then...

Raikage: ...Lets

(Naruto and Raikage both take a fighting stance then charge at each other)

Naruto & Raikage: ......END THIS NOW!!

(Suddenly Naruto is being held by Bee and Raikage is being held by Tsunade)

Raikage & Naruto: Wha!

Tsunade: Talk about being destructive. The entire landscape is a mess.

(Naruto & Raikage are let go)

Naruto: What's going on Bee?

Raikage: Why did you stop me Tsunade!

Tsunade: Just listen to me for a moment.

(Tsunade explains what is going on at the medic camps)

Naruto: Well that certainly is bad news. Guess I'll have to do something about it.

Raikage: Oh, I don't think so. You, along with Bee, are going back to HQ!

Bee: Sorry Brother but you have no choice in the matter.

Raikage: What!?

Tsunade: Naruto has the ability to sense hatred and negative emotions with the kyubi's chakra.

Raikage: !

Tsunade: Bee told me on the way here. It's actually how they discovered Kisame.

Bee: You have no choice but to let him go, and since I'm trainin' him I can leave too bro!

Raikage: Enough with your stupid raps. You suck at it anyway.

Naruto: What's it gonna be old man. If you decide to take me back, the medic squad will be dead before morning.

Tsunade: I have already told Shikaku and he recommends that it is our only choice. A counter strategy could've been made by him, but there is no more time for it. You are our leader, the choice is yours. Either let him go and find the Zetsu's or-

Naruto: -Or take me back and let everyone die. It's all on your head for what happens to them.

Raikage:......ALRIGHT!!!!!!!

(Naruto & Bee Bump Fists)

Raikage: However, we're going with you two. As soon as we find the spies, I'm dragin' both of your asses back to HQ.

Naruto: ....Alright, it's a promise.

(Naruto has his fingers crossed behind his back)

(Bee & Tsunade Smile)

Naruto: Lets GO!!

(Naruto goes into Nine-tails Chakra Mode and Leaves FIrst)

Raikage as he follows: Don't you dare leave us behind!

Naruto smiling: Shaddap!

Bee: Ohhh! I just thought of cool rap!

(Bee jumps and starts to follow)

Tsunade: Sigh......I swear, they're all little kids.

(Tsunade begins to follow them)

To the medic camp! Will Naruto be able to bring an end to this chaotic night!

Next Time: The Terror that is Zetsu

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